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Monday, June 18, 2007


I've been watching the finale of "The Sopranos" nonstop for three days. I've blacked out my windows with cardboard and duct tape so I don't know if it's day or night. I get pizza or Chinese delivered every fifth viewing. As Lon Chaney Jr. once said of being made up as the Wolf Man, "We won't discuss the bathroom." That's a verbatim quote.

It was time well spent. I've unearthed more amazing clues from the "Sopranos" finale:

Nancy Marchand again appears posthumously as Livia Soprano. Through the magic of digital technology, she's the cook who lowers the onion rings into the fry-o-lator at Holsten's.

Steven Van Zandt's wig is too low on his forehead in the hospital scene.

Journey's lyric "Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit" from "Don't Stop Believin'" is an anagram for (are you sitting?): "Tony will die after the seventh onion ring." Get out your Scrabble pieces and try it!

In a flashback, Bobby Baccala says, "At the end, you probably don't hear anything. Everything just goes black, and then you get nothing but gangster roles for the rest of your career."


Blogger wstroby said...

Those clues are as good as any of the others that have been going around the Internet.

And in the meantime, some alternate endings can be found at

12:31 AM, June 19, 2007  
Anonymous gail jeanne mcgillicuddy said...

Cousin Brenda believes in this one she read somewhere, and I too am copping the journalists' version as my own: WE got whacked - WE go to black - WE never saw it coming. Think about it - we know way too much to be walking around for 8 years. So therefore the ending doesn't matter at all because WE are the dead ones. So there.

That solves everything for me and I can fianlly move in. Except who WAS it that shot us? That's easy. Marky gave the best clue - it's Livy cooking the onion rings, no doubt!

Makes the most sense to me so far.

5:07 PM, June 19, 2007  
Blogger Mark Voger said...

Oh my God, those alternate endings are hilarious.

(Isn't it wonderful how people have so much free time to create these things to entertain strangers?)

I love Hillary Clinton's parody. (I'm sure everyone's seen it by now.) I still wish the Dems would find a stronger candidate than Hillary or Barack, but I love her parody.

Bill missed his true calling. He should have been a sitcom star. Prettier interns!

Ms. McGillicuddy: I think you're right. WE got whacked.

11:04 PM, June 21, 2007  
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